She called herself Singer .. !!

My boredome and my room mate kinda mentally forced me to take support chat room (just to add some spices ;).
I started looking for old yahoo messenger, the messiah for us during college days. I clicked each any every tab to find out chat room where, i can go in common chat room and start conversation wid strangers (only gals). But i didnt realised that with changing time, every thing has changed. Now, yahoo do not have any chat rooms.

So, finally i asked my room mate to help me to find a chat room. As his life is now only chat and work, nothing else comes in between these two.

When i asked him, he looked at me with sympathetic eyes (might have thot poor ashish), and finally decided to tell me the secret, yes the place where he finds girls and spend all his time. And there you go, finally i had the key of the room which could show me window of heaven.

So i entered in chat room and started hunting for strangers (gals only), I started clicking on every name i felt was female and started trying all sort of tricks and trantrums. But failed miserably. It was after long time, i realised that time has moved on and am still stucked. Didnt get a single reply for sometime and like old lion i decided to stay quiet.

Next day, out of eagerness and boredom i jumped back again to chat room. Messaged, one two three n .. couple of gals n then finally i gt response frm one of them. My eyes started glowing. Couldn’t believe that it was real. Yes she was replying and wanted to speak with me. I too replied. She too was an Indian like me. After a min or two she asked me to add on skype. And there you, it was a golden opportunity for me. I added her and send request … she added me.
And then my message blinked again, this time it was of skype .. I jumped back, she was asking me for voice chat. And i instantly agreed and then the whole story started .. You must be thinking why the hell i created such a background. ..
So finally, here i was .. perhaps after years i am speaking with unknown women on chat. I was enjoying was mesimerised with her voice. Infact i was overjoyed .. and we started knowing each other. She told that she is a singer and loves to sing songs. And being a hero, i too said i am too a singer but then gave a fimly touch and said i sing for myself. She asked me whether i am interested in listening her live, I said why not sing … and boss dont ask me what all happened. Damn, when she started .. i was really feeling very nice. Perhaps, i was feeling nice coz i was listening an unknown girl singing for me and was taking it to be an opportunity (just like typical men). I did appreciate her voice and this prompted her to sing more .. damn tht nite we spoke for around 4 hours and all we did rather i did was hearing her songs … only songs and songs. Finally i felt to call it off as i had work nxt day.

Next morning, i msgd her as it was fresh fresh encounter wid unknown female and opportunity was getting closer (thts wat i had in my mind). We shared normal greetings, i reached at work n got busy. during lunch time i saw couple of msgs from her, was happy that finally i she replied. When i opened message, it was voice messages and damn every message were songs. so now she was talking wid her songs. After listening couple of those, i didnt even care to open rest and thot where the hell i crash landed. Anyways, after work i msgd her just to enquire whether we can talk or nt but she didnt respond and then in late nite i received few messages and guess what .. again damn songs. And swear down guys, her voice wasn’t that good. Yes, i would rate her above average but man there’s a time, damn you cant keep sending songs to man and dont even bother to speak.

So finally, i was bugged up with this female i met on chat and who claimed herself to be singer. I still have her voice fresh in my head and thinking how stupid I was who wasted 4 hours in listening her songs and how stupid she is who is recording her voice and sending it to me.

It was a strange and weird experience I had, which i would certainly have in my experience book. It was a funny as well as irritating experience..

So guys, before jumping into chat room make sure don’t go ahead wid girl who calls herself singer. Because forget about talking wid her normally, you wont even get normal messages. All you will receive songs and damn songs and irritating songs and above all her irritating voice which after sumtym wud starting making you feel asthamatic πŸ˜‰

Will share few more weird experiences of mine soon.

Love you all.

Ashish

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